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Анекдот про интернет и кризис
- strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /app/sites/all/modules/views/views.module on line 1113.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_field.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_sort::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_query::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_query.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_argument_validate::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_argument_validate.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /app/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_style_default.inc on line 0.
- strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /app/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 0.
Submitted by admin on сб., 2008-12-06 18:17
- Папа, а из-за того что у тебя в кризис зарплату урезали ты теперь будешь меньше сидеть в интернете?
- Нет сынок! Ты теперь будешь меньше кушать!
И это не столько анекдот, сколько факт. Во все времена народ требовал хлеба и зрелищ! Так что открывайте интернет клубы.
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